{"product_id":"funny-bow-christmas-scarf","title":"Funny Bow Christmas Scarf, Handmade Ivory Crochet Breast Scarf with Red Crochet Bows, White Elephant Gift for Adults","description":"\u003ch2 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eChristmas Bow Christmas Crochet Boob Scarf — Finished Handmade Novelty Scarf\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eBig red bows, cozy ivory yarn, and a very cheeky holiday attitude. Meet our Ivory handmade crochet boob scarf: a cozy, conversation-starting Christmas accessory made for adults who love funny gifts, quirky style, and real crochet craftsmanship. The scarf features a substantial folded cowl, two long hanging panels, two rounded 3D breast-inspired ends, and contrasting christmas red crocheted nipple details. This design is decorated with two oversized red crocheted bows with short ribbon-like yarn tails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003ePLEASE READ FIRST\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003e• This listing is for ONE finished handmade scarf, NOT a digital crochet pattern or DIY kit.\u003cbr data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"hardBreak\" data-prosemirror-node-inline=\"true\"\u003e• Adult novelty fashion accessory; not intended as a children's product.\u003cbr data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"hardBreak\" data-prosemirror-node-inline=\"true\"\u003e• Exact color and decoration placement may show minor handmade variation. Please inspect the finished-product photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eWHAT'S INCLUDED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003e• One Ivory Christmas crochet boob scarf\u003cbr data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"hardBreak\" data-prosemirror-node-inline=\"true\"\u003e• Attached christmas bow crochet decorations as pictured\u003cbr data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"hardBreak\" data-prosemirror-node-inline=\"true\"\u003e• Thick folded cowl, two long hanging panels, and two sculpted 3D ends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eFINISHED SIZE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eOversized adult scarf. Please consult the listing's verified measurements or message the shop for the finished length and width; no unverified dimensions are stated here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eMATERIALS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eHand-crocheted yarn and yarn-made embellishments. Exact fiber content should be confirmed with the shop before purchase if you have material preferences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003e• Distinctive ivory colorway with christmas red accents\u003cbr data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"hardBreak\" data-prosemirror-node-inline=\"true\"\u003e• Handmade chunky crochet stitch texture\u003cbr data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"hardBreak\" data-prosemirror-node-inline=\"true\"\u003e• Whimsical christmas bow Christmas accessory design\u003cbr data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"hardBreak\" data-prosemirror-node-inline=\"true\"\u003e• Comical, memorable three-dimensional scarf ends\u003cbr data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"hardBreak\" data-prosemirror-node-inline=\"true\"\u003e• Statement holiday styling and gift-exchange fun\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eWhite Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, funny Christmas presents, adult gag gifts, friends who appreciate cheeky humor, holiday parties, and lovers of unusual handmade winter accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eHANDMADE WITH CARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eEach item is handmade individually. Yarn shades, stitch tension, and minor finishing details may naturally differ slightly from the photographs. The Christmas embellishments are attached to the scarf; this is not a set of separately included decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003ePROCESSING \u0026amp; SHIPPING\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eMade to order. Estimated making time: 7–10 business days. Estimated standard transit after dispatch: 10–15 business days, subject to destination and carrier. Check the live Etsy delivery estimate before ordering; holiday delivery is not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eCARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eGently spot clean using cool water and mild detergent. Do not bleach or wring; reshape and lay flat to dry. Handle attached crocheted embellishments carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"heading\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eNEED HELP?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eSend us a message about size, color, care, or timing before checkout. We'd be happy to help you plan a wonderfully unexpected Christmas gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-prosemirror-content-type=\"mark\" data-prosemirror-mark-name=\"strong\"\u003eA cozy handmade scarf with a very naughty sense of humor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eSEO QA: Confirm actual materials, product dimensions, final photographs, prices and current processing\/delivery settings prior to publication.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yarn Hand Crafts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47808146636889,"sku":null,"price":109.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/8302\/8569\/files\/01_model-indoor_33a08594-0ce8-4d08-b528-d4340857de18.png?v=1794361946","url":"https:\/\/yarnhandcrafts.com\/products\/funny-bow-christmas-scarf","provider":"Yarn Hand Crafts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}