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Christmas Bow Christmas Crochet Boob Scarf — Finished Handmade Novelty Scarf

Big red bows, cozy ivory yarn, and a very cheeky holiday attitude. Meet our Ivory handmade crochet boob scarf: a cozy, conversation-starting Christmas accessory made for adults who love funny gifts, quirky style, and real crochet craftsmanship. The scarf features a substantial folded cowl, two long hanging panels, two rounded 3D breast-inspired ends, and contrasting christmas red crocheted nipple details. This design is decorated with two oversized red crocheted bows with short ribbon-like yarn tails.

PLEASE READ FIRST

• This listing is for ONE finished handmade scarf, NOT a digital crochet pattern or DIY kit.
• Adult novelty fashion accessory; not intended as a children's product.
• Exact color and decoration placement may show minor handmade variation. Please inspect the finished-product photos.

WHAT'S INCLUDED

• One Ivory Christmas crochet boob scarf
• Attached christmas bow crochet decorations as pictured
• Thick folded cowl, two long hanging panels, and two sculpted 3D ends

FINISHED SIZE

Oversized adult scarf. Please consult the listing's verified measurements or message the shop for the finished length and width; no unverified dimensions are stated here.

MATERIALS

Hand-crocheted yarn and yarn-made embellishments. Exact fiber content should be confirmed with the shop before purchase if you have material preferences.

FEATURES

• Distinctive ivory colorway with christmas red accents
• Handmade chunky crochet stitch texture
• Whimsical christmas bow Christmas accessory design
• Comical, memorable three-dimensional scarf ends
• Statement holiday styling and gift-exchange fun

PERFECT FOR

White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, funny Christmas presents, adult gag gifts, friends who appreciate cheeky humor, holiday parties, and lovers of unusual handmade winter accessories.

HANDMADE WITH CARE

Each item is handmade individually. Yarn shades, stitch tension, and minor finishing details may naturally differ slightly from the photographs. The Christmas embellishments are attached to the scarf; this is not a set of separately included decorations.

PROCESSING & SHIPPING

Made to order. Estimated making time: 7–10 business days. Estimated standard transit after dispatch: 10–15 business days, subject to destination and carrier. Check the live Etsy delivery estimate before ordering; holiday delivery is not guaranteed.

CARE

Gently spot clean using cool water and mild detergent. Do not bleach or wring; reshape and lay flat to dry. Handle attached crocheted embellishments carefully.

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A cozy handmade scarf with a very naughty sense of humor.

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